Asterisk Adventure

Once upon a time computer games were far simpler. The worlds were limited, and the words-per-picture exchange rate was not as favorable. Things being dark was a great adjective saver.

We plan to revolutionize and rejuvinate the genre (and cash in on more nostalgia than VH1 can shake a stick at) with a fully buzzword-compliant hybrid IF¹/TTS²/IVR³/VOIP⁴/POTS⁵ system. You'll be able to play all your favorites, Adventure! Zork! HHGttG!, all from the convenience of a payphone. Look for us soon at your better cons.

¹: Interactive Fiction
²: Text to Speech
³: Interactive Voice Recognition
⁴: Voice over Internet Protocol
⁵: Plain Old Telephone Service